Who: You?

What: Win 1 free ticket (conference sessions only) to O'Reilly's Where 2.0 conference (or you can buy your own ticket if you don't want to enter the contest and prefer to register here)

Where: San Jose, California, USA

When: March 30-April 1, 2010

How: Send me an email with either a limerick or haiku that is coherent (meaning it makes sense when I read it and isn't just jibberish) and includes the word "where".

I'll pick the first 2 coherent & particularly clever submissions to repost on this blog and winners will be notified via email. (If you don't want your name posted with your winning submission, not a problem. But if your submission is particularly clever, maybe you'll want your name on it. Your call.) Winners must provide their own transportation, accommodations, and so on.

Dirty details: There's no cash value or transfers on this pass, so don't plan to sell it to the highest bidder on eBay.