The sys admin's daily grind: sudoers
Charly's Column – sudoersn

"I've seen penguins that can type better than that." If you give sudo the wrong password, you deserve to be shouted at, says sys admin columnist Charly. He is not exempt from the insult and sees it as an opportunity to raise sudoing awareness.
If you work with and on Linux, you are likely to type sudo
regularly to execute programs with another user's privileges – typically the superuser's. sudo
will then understandably ask for the appropriate password. In times when my fingers refuse to obey me and I enter the secret password wrong three times in succession, sudo
rejects my request to escalate. Okay, if you fail to type the password correctly despite having had three attempts, maybe you shouldn't be messing around on the system with root privileges. So far, so good, but free software can surely offer more than that!
sudo visudo
sudo
looks for its default settings in the /etc/sudoers
file. You can't just open it with an editor; instead, you need to use the visudo
command – assuming you're root. (If I'm on the road as a user, I have to type sudo visudo
, which strangely makes me laugh.) At the beginning of the file are some lines that start with Defaults. You need to add two lines here (Figure 1):
Defaults insults Defaults passwd_tries=5
The first line causes sudo
to output a silly saying after every wrong input. The second line increases the number of allowed failed attempts to five. To test this, I deliberately acted stupid again and got the result shown in Figure 2.
Tomorrow's world: I was wondering whether I could perhaps store some insults customized for myself – or better still, for my favorite co-workers? Yes, I can! You need to store a string in /etc/sudoers
, which is displayed after typing the wrong password:
Defaults badpass_message="You shall not pass!"
For this to work, you have to remove the Defaults insults
entry.
"Just What Do You Think You're Doing, Dave?"
That's not bad. A list of different answers, from which sudo
then randomly selects one, would be even better of course. Unfortunately, this only works by changing the answers in the source code and then recompiling them.
I found some source code files containing useful sayings online [1]: ins_2001.h
, ins_classic.h
, ins_python.h
, ins_goons.h
, ins_csops.h
, and insults.h
.
The file names indicate the movies or TV shows from which the quotes are taken. The ins_python.h
file has nothing to do with the programming language, of course, but contains legendary sayings from Monty Python, such as, "I fart in your general direction!".
While I am suffering from regular verbal humiliation, the thought occurred to me that I could announce a competition among my co-workers for the best sudo
insults. See you next time, dummies!
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